I love Lori Raye Erickson

Here is a painting of hers in our so-called kitchen:

My God! It's full of marshmallow stars!

Ho ho fucking ho

Santa is going to rape your children if you don't leave some Bolivian powdered presents for him, you shit licking capitalist.

To-Day Is The Day

we buy guns and go house hunting.

김치찌개 !

If you don't know how to make it, then learn!

lightly brown (or sear, but don't cook completely through at this point, whatever you do) enough sliced pork belly in its own fat with salt & pepper
add a lot of garlic
onion if you wish
diced hot peppers as well
gobs of kimchi (very important!)
enough water to make the whole mess soupy (or stock, if you want)
I usually add in the tofu at this point
boil gently until the kimchi softens (at least 40 minutes) & add in the rice cake and then cook until the rice cake is about right (probably another 10 minutes or more).
Serve with as much rice (massive plug here for kyong gi rice) as your guests can possibly eat or you're not a very good host.

New Wool Pants

+ Polish grocery store + weird, card-only laundry-matic + hot-dogs = Thursday.

Ginervation

Ah, our good good friend Tanqueray.  Tell us, then, rather what you cannot do.


Also, an Ikea employee totally cock-blocked us all on the last of the queen/full mattress covers.  Cunt.

Drinking is Magical

so practice every day.